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This has never happened before and here it is again. Chernomyrdin's best aphorisms

The ex-prime minister left a priceless legacy for the Russians. His catchphrases have been circulating around the country for a long time and are, of course, familiar to everyone. Using them you can really study the history of our country.

But as for whether he will live or not, we will all live. We'll live. In what configuration? Must be in good configuration. And there is no need to make some kind of tragedy out of this. (about the 2000 elections)

And whoever tries to interfere - we know about them by sight! True, you can’t call it a face!

And we are still debating whether to test them for mental health or not. Check everyone! (About State Duma deputies)

Where were you before? When it was necessary to think, and not cut from the shoulder seven times... But now they realized it and ran. And everyone was behind. In the deepest sense. And Chernomyrdin warned.

We were, are and will be. This is just what we are doing now. (to the question whether the NDR movement is going to dissolve itself due to disappointing forecasts for the State Duma elections)

We also had real budgets, but we still failed them miserably.

In our life it is not very easy to determine where you will find and where you will lose. At some stage you will lose, but tomorrow you will gain, and as it should.

You have to be born into charisma.

Even if you put you on your butt, or in another position, it still won’t do any good!

If we get into a fight, we will ruin the next and future years. Who needs it? Whose hands are itching? If you are itchy, scratch somewhere else.

What we always have in Russia is not what we need.

Actually, there has been little success. But the main thing: there is a government!

In general, this is strange, well, just strange. I can’t do this again, I don’t know and I don’t want it. This does not mean that no one is allowed. Well, maybe someone is needed. Someone in, someone out

Here we are drilling all this, I apologize for this word, invented by Marx, this dreamer.

All the questions that have been raised, we will collect them all in one place.

It's all so straight forward and perpendicular that I find it unpleasant.

You think that I am far from easy. It's not easy for me!

Look, we have everything, but we can’t live. Well, we can’t live! In no way does everything pull us towards experiments. We all need something there, to get it there, somewhere, sometime, to arrange for someone. Why not yourself?! Why not your generation?! Why this, as they say, the same communism was born, wandered around Europe, a ghost, or rather. I wandered and wandered, but they didn’t get caught anywhere! And with us - please! And now - for many years under the experiment.

The entire theory of communism was invented by two Jews... I had Marx and Engels.

They say our satellite is hanging around idle. We have a lot of things hanging around, but they should work!

Yes, such people, and in a state like Russia, do not have the right to live poorly!

The deputies all spoke out for me to go—to be elected, more precisely.

His reaction, it will always be, we will see whether this will happen or not. If it doesn’t, then that’s the reaction. If there is, then there is no reaction. (about Primakov)

If you do it, do it big!

If I am a Jew, why should I be ashamed! I'm really not a Jew.

Why should we join somewhere? We don't need to join anywhere! Usually, if we start to step somewhere, we will definitely step somewhere!

And I know again how it is possible. And often, and as needed.

And no matter who provokes us today, no matter who gives us some kind of Iran, Iraq and much more, there will be none. There won't even be any attempts. On the contrary, all work will be done in order to destroy what has been accumulated over many years.

And who should I ask, I ask you? These are there, those are here, and so far no one has ever...

There will be no changes to take your breath away. Otherwise, in order to do something to someone, you will need to take or take away from someone else.

And those who survive will laugh themselves later.

Unfortunately, some of our collective members look like dead souls.

Whatever public organization we create, it turns out to be the CPSU.

Clinton was bullied all year for his Monica. We have one of these. We will applaud them again. But the Constitution is another matter. It is written: you can’t go to Monica - don’t go! And go - answer. If you don’t know how... And we will live! I mean the Constitution!

When my... our country is in this state, I will do everything, I will say everything! When I know it will help, I won't keep it behind my back!

When it’s difficult, we will always hold out... Just what you need. (about a “helping hand” for Ukraine)

Whoever gets elected in the next elections, we will work with. And who is after our hearts, who is below our hearts - that’s another conversation.

Who says the government is sitting on a bag of money? We are men and we know where we stand.

Whoever tells me something, I’ll do it.

The locomotive of economic growth is like an elephant in a famous place...

People have a lot of money in their stockings or socks. I don't know where - it depends on the quantity.

It might come true. It will come true if we don’t do anything.

My life was spent in an atmosphere of oil and gas.

We will conduct foreign policy with foreign hands.

We can always be able to.

We have completed all points: from A to B.

We are still trying to milk those who are already lying.

We remember when oil was harmful. They just said there was no oil. Then they pressed on the eggs so that they too disappeared.

You and I will continue to live in such a way that our children and grandchildren will envy us!

Today we are at such a stage of economic reforms that they are not very visible.

We will talk about these measures... I will voice them and propose them...... I tell you again: these are comprehensive measures that will allow us to pull out, solve, and stop these processes.

We wanted the best, but it turned out as always. (08/06/1993, at a press conference regarding the monetary reform of July-August 1993)

We want to move forward, but something keeps stopping us.

Let's stand on our feet and lie down on another

You have to think about what to understand.

We all need to fall for it and get what we should have.

I can speak any language with everyone, but I try not to use this tool.

We do not need to step on the same rake that we already had.

No one is stopping us from exceeding our laws.

The people have lived and will live!

They tried to bend us over, but failed.

Our president - I think he hasn’t seen money in his eyes for five or ten years. He doesn't even know how much money we have.

Some principles that used to be principled were in fact unprincipled.

You cannot and should not even think that a time will come when it will be easier.

But if we talk about today’s meeting, I would, of course, give a satisfactory assessment. I don’t know any other estimates at all.

But we will count, and then everyone will know. And we come first. And if someone is too smart, let him think for himself, and then we will check. And we'll report anywhere.

But we will carry out pension reform. There's plenty of room to roam around there.

Well, tell me, when Chernomyrdin was working, did you have a fear that someone would be dismembered from natural monopolies? Eh, you! I can be dismembered, I can be removed! But to take away the natural monopolies - you have never even had such a question before you, because no one could even allow such a thought that I, who created these individual monopolies with my own hands, and that I would be a supporter of destroying them. Well, why are you doing this? You offend...

Well, so much dirt, so much fiction, so much perversion of individual politicians! These are not politicians, these are... I don’t want to name them, otherwise they’ll burst into tears right away.

Well, who can replace me? I'll kill you right away... Sorry.

Accused of what? In corruption? Whom? Me? Who? USA? Why did they suddenly wake up there?

We will survive the difficulties. We are not like that in Russia, Russians, so as not to survive. And we know what and how to do.

The government needs help. And we deal with him, everything is dealt with. We also strive not only on the hands, but somewhere else. As Chekhov said.

The posts of deputy prime minister in a time like ours are like a pillar on which it is written: If you climb in, he will kill you!

Right or wrong is a philosophical question.

The government is not a body where, as many people think, everything can be done only with language.

The government is such a complex organism, if you constantly change and shuffle it, only the worst will result. I know this, it was my job.

The government must be supported, but we hand-in-hand, hand-in-hand, hand-in-hand. We also strive not only on the hands, but somewhere else. As Chekhov said.

There is no need to introduce Anatoly Borisovich. Everyone knows him, those who don’t know him will recognize him. (about Chubais)

The President has shown and will show again.

Forecasting is a difficult thing, especially when it comes to the future.

We learned to pronounce words. Now I would like to learn how to count money.

Let it be natural selection, but accelerated and carefully directed. (about dismissals of government members)

A working president and a working government - this is how a song can turn out.

We laid the rails in six years, now it’s up to the locomotive. And so that the helmsman is... with his head. So that the carriages would not be moved by him, but he would drag them.

Reforms in Russia are not a car. If you wanted to, you stopped, if you wanted, you sat down again and drove off! It doesn't happen like that!

Russia is a continent, and we cannot be blamed for anything here. Otherwise, they are excommunicating us from Europe, and so Europe unites and has some conversations there. The Russian-European part is many times larger than all of Europe combined! Why are they excommunicating us?! Europe is our home, by the way, and not those who are trying to create all this and are pushing it. It's useless.

Did the ruble collapse under my watch? What are you guys? When did you manage to do all this? They did something, which means someone did something here, and now I’ve also brought down the ruble! (about the 1998 crisis)

Tax surrealism must end.

Today nothing, tomorrow nothing, and then we realized - and yesterday, it turns out, nothing.

Now historians are trying to present that in one thousand five hundred something was there. There was nothing! All this is a machination!

Now there are a lot of people out there who want to stir things up. Everything gets excited for them there. Suddenly they also woke up. We got excited. Let them get excited. As for loans - you understand, as for loans and distribution mechanisms - what are they talking about here? Where? Why? What and how can they know?

This week the country remembered one of the brightest and charismatic representatives of the Russian elite, Viktor Chernomyrdin. On April 9 he would have turned 80 years old. Prime Minister, Ambassador of the Russian Federation to Ukraine, Special Representative of the President of the Russian Federation - positions that Viktor Stepanovich has held. We remember him not only for his glorious deeds, but also for his famous sayings, aphorisms, pearls and phraseological units that Chernomyrdin came up with impromptu. These phrases have long entered our lives and will forever remain in the history of modern philology.))

The great “Zlatoust” of Russian politics - the best quotes from V. Chernomyrdin

In this section we have collected perhaps the funniest statements and speech patterns of Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin. Some of these phrases have become firmly established in our vocabulary.

I have no questions about the Russian language.

What can we say about Chernomyrdin and me?

We wanted the best, but it turned out as always.

There's nothing worse than vodka!

We need wine for our health. And we need health to drink vodka.

What have we done wrong before God, Allah and others?

The President said: “There is contact!” Let's have contact.


You have to think about what to understand.

We have completed all points from “A” to “B”.

It is impossible to sew anything on Chernomyrdin.

The government is not a body where, as they say, you can only use your tongue.

I am not the kind of person who lives for satisfaction.

Our immediate task today is to determine where we are today together with you.

We can always do it!

We need to control who to give and who not to give. Why did we suddenly decide that everyone can have?

Natural monopolies are the backbone of the Russian economy, and we will cherish this backbone like the apple of our eye.

We have some kind of something, somewhere we’re doing something, we’re all afraid of something behind us.

We remember when oil was harmful. They just said there was no oil. Then they pressed the eggs so hard that they disappeared too.


What we always have in Russia is not what we need.

The government must be supported, and we are in good hands with it. Deal with each other, deal with everything. We also strive not only on the hands, but somewhere else.

My specialty and life took place in an atmosphere of oil and gas.

All my life they want to push me away. Everyone is trying... I just pushed them, there aren’t any like them yet.

We wanted the best, but it turned out as always.

We continue to do what we have already done a lot.

It's better to be the head of a fly than the butt of an elephant.

You don’t belong here - Chernomyrdin’s golden phrases

My soul hurts about my grandchildren and about the country.


The deputies all spoke out for me to go and be elected more accurately.

That evening, the strongest football players in the country were far from their football thoughts.

You cannot and should not even think that a time will come when it will be easier.

This is stupidity in general, but the song is familiar to me.

I would not link these issues so perpendicularly.

I’m not a fan of jumping in with open arms today.

This is not an organ that is ready for love.

They didn’t do this, they didn’t satisfy this one, they didn’t satisfy that one...

The government is not a body where, as they say, you can do things only with your tongue.

I am ready and will unite. And with everyone. You can’t, excuse the expression, splay it all the time.

Russia should eventually become a European member.


We all need to fall for it and get what we should have.

If your hands are itching, scratch it elsewhere (about the resignation of Chernomyrdin’s cabinet).

I have no questions about the Russian language...

Everyone says that they are not happy with the results of privatization, and I am dissatisfied, and I don’t say so.

I can speak any language with everyone, but I try not to use this tool.

The locomotive of economic growth is like an elephant in a famous place...

I’ll tell you about others now, not only Zyuganov, but also Nemtsov went there, and you won’t understand why.

We must do what our people need, and not what we are doing here.

Our country is enough for her to skip and jump.

There is no need to belittle your role and your importance. This does not mean that you need to swell up here and, as they say, wave and wave something...

The principles that were fundamental were not fundamental.

Famous sayings of Viktor Chernomyrdin

Our people will live poorly, but not for long...

People have a lot of money in their stockings or socks. I don't know where - it depends on the quantity.

Previously, half the country worked, and half did not work, but now... it’s the other way around.

I only have time to notice beautiful women. And nothing else.

If I am a Jew, why should I be ashamed? I'm really not a Jew.

We will live in such a way that our grandchildren will envy us.

Teachers and doctors want to eat almost every day!

We are still trying to milk those who are already lying.

Here we are drilling everything there, I apologize for this word, invented by Marx, this dreamer.

And here I am in my prime minister’s saddle - only the wind in my ears.

Whatever public organization is created, it turns out to be the CPSU!

I can work with Seleznev, but with individual members - I can’t see them point-blank!

Even if they put you on your butt or in another position, it still won’t do any good.

Government to resign? If your hands are itchy, scratch them somewhere else!

We hope that we will not have any blockages at the border.

Even if you put you on your butt, or in another position, it still won’t do any good!

If I named everything I have, you would be crying here!

Perhaps we missed something here and did not write down all the famous aphorisms and statements of Chernomyrdin. But if you know any more, add them in the comments.

Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin (April 9, 1938, village of Cherny Otrog, Gavrilovsky district, Chkalov region, RSFSR, USSR - November 3, 2010, Moscow, Russia) - Soviet and Russian economic and statesman, Chairman of the Council of Ministers - Government of the Russian Federation (1992-1993 ), Chairman of the Government of the Russian Federation (1993-1998). Since June 11, 2009 - Advisor to the President of the Russian Federation, Special Representative of the President of the Russian Federation on economic cooperation with CIS member states.

“A man has died who not only passed through the whole history, the modern history of our country, but who to a large extent created it. It is absolutely clear that if it were not for Viktor Stepanovich personally, we would not have the history that we have today "© A. Chubais.

Catchphrases from Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin:

We will stand up for this to prevent this from happening.

In our life it is not very easy to determine where you will find and where you will lose. At some stage you will lose, but tomorrow you will gain, and as it should.

You have to be born into charisma.

Even if you put you on your butt, or in another position, it still won’t do any good!

If we get into a fight, we will ruin the next and future years. Who needs it? Whose hands are itching? If your hands are itchy, scratch it somewhere else!

What we always have in Russia is not what we need.

In general, this is strange, well, just strange. I can't do it again, I don't know and I don't want it. This does not mean that no one is allowed. Well, probably, maybe someone needs to be brought in, someone taken out...

Actually, there has been little success. But, the main thing: there is a government.

Here is Mikhail Mikhailovich - the new Minister of Finance. I ask you to love me and even love me very much. Mikhail Mikhailovich is ready for love.

Here we are drilling all this, I apologize for this word, invented by Marx, this dreamer

Everyone says they are dissatisfied with the results of privatization, and I am dissatisfied, and I don’t say so.

All the questions that have been raised, we will collect them all in one place.

It's all so straight forward and perpendicular that I find it unpleasant.

You think that I am far from easy. It's not easy for me!

Look, we have everything, but we can’t live. Well, we can’t live! In no way does everything pull us towards experiments. We all need something there, to get it there, somewhere, sometime, to arrange for someone. Why not yourself?! Why not your generation?! Why this, as they say, the same communism was born, wandered around Europe, a ghost, or rather. I wandered and wandered, but they didn’t get caught anywhere! And with us - please! And now - for many years under the experiment.

Somewhere we are somewhere, behind us we are all afraid of something.

I said, I say and I will say: Chernomyrdin will not, this will not happen, no matter how much some may hope. Because when such tasks arise, when we find ourselves in such deep places, now is not the time. There are many of me, I know, because Chernomyrdin turned out to be a pain in the ass, as they say. But I want to tell everyone, not to mention Boris Nikolaevich, that they should not think that it is so easy. After all, people see who is rooting for fate, and who is simply practicing under the brand name. I know who here thinks that they have finally broken through. Chernomyrdin always knows when someone is thinking, because he went through all this from being a mechanic until now. And I do this voluntarily, since there is no other way, since there are such speculations that they want to make me a stumbling block. We still need to carefully look at who needs this in order to create an atmosphere around Chernomyrdin. Everyone should know: what has been done over the years of reforms cannot be reversed!

And here I am in my prime minister’s saddle - only the wind in my ears.

Yes, such people, and in a state like Russia, do not have the right to live poorly!

The deputies all spoke out for me to go - to be elected, more precisely.

If I were to name everything that I have, you would be crying here!

If I am a Jew, why should I be ashamed? I'm really not a Jew.

And I know again how it is possible. And often, and as needed.

And no matter who provokes us today, no matter who gives us some kind of Iran, Iraq and much more, there will be none. There won't even be any attempts. On the contrary, all work will be done in order to destroy what has been accumulated over many years.

There will be no changes to take your breath away. Otherwise, in order to do something to someone, you will need to take or take away from someone else.

Historical time has fallen to our lot. Rejoice!

Unfortunately, some of our collective members look like dead souls.

As someone said, appetite comes in times of trouble.

Whatever public organization we create, it turns out to be the CPSU.

When the deputy minister suddenly, out of the blue, makes a statement that 200 thousand teachers and doctors should be laid off. Or did something happen to his head? This is what can happen if someone starts ruminating. I don’t want to say another word.

When my country is in this state, I will do everything, I will say everything! When I know it will help, I won't keep it behind my back!

I only have time to notice beautiful women. And nothing else.

The locomotive of economic growth is like an elephant in a famous place...

People have a lot of money in their stockings or socks.

I know a lot. Maybe even too much.

It might come true. It will come true if we don’t do anything.

My specialty and life took place in an atmosphere of oil and gas.

We can always be able to.

We have completed all points from A to B.

We are still trying to milk those who are already lying.

We are men and we know where we stand.

We hope that we will not have any blockages at the border.

We remember when oil was harmful. They just said there was no oil. Then they pressed on the eggs so that they too disappeared.

We continue what we have already done a lot....

We are formulating our country.

Today we are at such a stage of economic reforms that they are not very visible.

We! Go to some kind of wishlist, I apologize... I don’t want to organize anything here, I don’t want to

We wanted the best, but it turned out as always

To the question whether he will participate in the shadow cabinet: That I will get into the dark. I haven't moved away from light yet.

I can speak any language with everyone, but I try not to use this tool.

We all need to fall for it and get what we should have.

We must do what our people need, and not what we are doing here.

You have to think about what to understand.

We need to control who to give and who not to give. Why did we suddenly decide that everyone can have?

No one is stopping us from exceeding our laws.

There is no need to belittle your role and your importance. This does not mean that you need to swell here and, as they say, wave, wave something.

We will not only oppose, but we will defend it in order to prevent this.

You cannot and should not even think that a time will come when it will be easier.

But I don’t want everything here like this, at once: today I hugged one, tomorrow with another, then again - and off and on.

Well, so much dirt, so much fiction, so much perversion of individual politicians. These are not politicians, these are... I don’t want to name them, otherwise they’ll burst into tears right away.

Well, who can replace me? I'll kill you right away... Sorry.

Well, God forbid we have someone else. Enough. These make everyone sick. Our people, as I understand it. And you too, probably. I can see it in your eyes, you're sick

Well, Chernomyrdin did not always speak so smoothly. So what? But it is intelligible. He said it and immediately everyone understood. Well, this is maybe my style. Maybe I don’t want to say that it’s the most correct, but it’s very clear and intelligible. And this is needed now.

We will carry out pension reform. There's plenty of room to roam around there.

We will survive the difficulties. We are not like that in Russia, Russians, so as not to survive. And we know what and how to do.

The position of such people changes depending on who is where and who occupies what position.

The government needs help. And we deal with him, hand in hand, deal with everything. We also strive not only on the hands, but somewhere else. As Chekhov said.

Right or wrong is a philosophical question.

The government is not a body where you can only use your tongue!

The government is accused of monetarism. I admit, we are sinners, we are doing it. But bad.

The President has shown and will show again.

The principles that were principled were unprincipled.

We learned to pronounce words. Now I would like to learn how to count money.

Reforms in Russia are not a car. If you wanted, you stopped, if you wanted, you sat down again and drove off! It doesn't happen like that!

Russia is a continent, and we cannot be blamed for anything here. Otherwise, they are excommunicating us from Europe, and so Europe unites and has some conversations there. The Russian-European part is many times larger than all of Europe combined! Why are they excommunicating us?! Europe is our home, by the way, and not those who are trying to create all this and are pushing it. It's useless.

Tax surrealism must end.

Today everyone can ask: do you know what to do? I would not like to talk now about the reasons for what happened exactly at this time. I’m not an amateur, I’ve never done this, let someone else do it.

Today, the global financial system understands what is happening in Russia, and does not really want there to be... well, I don’t want to use this word, which I usually use.

Today I was there, tomorrow I will be in another place...

Now there are a lot of people out there who want to stir things up. Everything gets excited for them there. Suddenly they also woke up. We got excited. Let them get excited. As for loans - you understand, as for loans and distribution mechanisms - what are they talking about here? Where? Why? What and how can they know?

Our country is enough for her to skip and jump.

We will live in such a way that our grandchildren and great-grandchildren will envy us.

I have no questions about the Russian language.

I have about two sons.

Our problem is not in uniting, but in who is in charge.

We still have people who live very poorly. We see it, drive it, hear it, read it.

We have some kind of, somewhere we’re doing something, we’re all afraid of something behind us.

Teachers and doctors want to eat almost every day!

The result will be worse. I know this, it was my job.

What have we done wrong before God, Allah and others?

What can we say about Chernomyrdin and me?

These elections turned out to be a difficult test for us. This should never happen again...

This sobered up some people, including those there who also scared them; it was far from simple.

I would not link these issues so perpendicularly.

I wouldn’t want me to curse anyone here today or not recognize them there. This is already a matter for the chairman of the government.

I am ready and will unite! And with everyone! You can’t, excuse the expression, splay it all the time.

I am ready to invite everyone into the cabinet - white, red, and motley. If only they had ideas. But they just stick out their tongues and something else.

Once again I just say one thing: let's speak normal language!

I can’t be offended by Zyuganov. And I'm not offended. We don’t take offense at such people.

I'm not a diplomat. And I'm not going to be a diplomat. And the fact that we reached an agreement was absolutely undiplomatic. Absolutely.

I am not the kind of person to lead to a fight, I apologize for this word. And again it wouldn’t have been them, not theirs! If we could hang them there, it would be a pleasure! And those scuffles, people would have participated in the scuffles: the people are as always.

I can’t do this again, I don’t know and I don’t want it.

I’m not a fan of jumping in with open arms today.

I am not the kind of person who lives for satisfaction.

Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin(born on April 9, 1938 in the village of Gavrilovsky district of Cherny Otrogn, Chkalov region, died on November 3, 2010 in Moscow) - Soviet and Russian economic and statesman, Chairman of the Council of Ministers - Government of the Russian Federation (1992-1993), Chairman of the Government of the Russian Federation (1993 -1998), Russian Ambassador to Ukraine (2001-2009). From June 11, 2009 until the end of his life - Advisor to the President of the Russian Federation, Special Representative of the President of the Russian Federation on economic cooperation with CIS member states.

One of the brightest politicians, having previously been a strong business executive, was also accustomed to strong words. But strong words are not accepted in politics, so when speaking publicly, he was forced to skip them. And quite often this resulted in no less vivid and memorable expressions.

Quotes and statements by V.S. Chernomyrdin

    You there there...

    This is not the place for you!

    There's nothing better than vodka.

    The people have lived - and will live!

    We can always be able to

    We have one course - the right one

    You have to think what to understand

    Sex is also a form of movement

    We have completed all points: from A to B

    I can see it in your eyes: you’re sick

    This has never happened before, and here it is again!

    The country doesn't know what the government is eating.

    I have no questions about the Russian language.

    I have about two sons.

    Teachers and doctors want to eat almost every day!

    This is not an organ that is ready for love.

    It's better to be the head of a fly than the butt of an elephant

    If your hands are itchy, scratch it somewhere else!

    What we always have in Russia is not what we need

    We are still trying to milk those who are already lying

    I don't want to be the foreman of retired presidents

    Well, who can replace me? I'll kill you right away... Sorry

    I would not link these issues so perpendicularly

    The deputies all spoke out for me to go. Elected, more precisely

    Principles that were principled were unprincipled

    It's all so straight and perpendicular that I find it unpleasant

    Even if you put you on your butt or in another position, it’s still no use

    We need wine for our health. And we need health to drink vodka.

    Government to resign? If your hands are itchy, scratch it somewhere else!

    All the questions that have been raised, we will collect them all in one place.

    We need to do what our people need, not what we do here

    The government is not a body where, as they say, you can only use your tongue

    We can't join. As soon as we start to step in, we will definitely step on something

    Who says the government is sitting on a bag of money? We are men and we know where we stand.

    I also carry a heavy load. And my voice also died. And I didn’t even drink yesterday. And he didn’t do anything else. I would love to do this

    I am ready to invite everyone into the cabinet - white, red, and motley. If only they had ideas. But they just stick out their tongues and something else.

    No sooner said than done. If you don’t understand, ask again. If you didn’t understand the first time, ask again. But do it. If you can’t, report why you’re not doing it, for what reason. Nothing else is required from you

    Some principles that used to be principled were actually unprincipled

    Actually, there has been little success. But the main thing: there is a government

    I only have time to notice beautiful women. And nothing else

    We all need to fall for it and get what we should have.

    We remember when oil was harmful. They just said there was no oil. Then the eggs were pressed so hard that they were gone too

    I won’t say much, otherwise I’ll say something again

    We will live in such a way that our grandchildren will envy us.

    For the first time in many years, a reduction in livestock discharge was observed.

    You have to be born into charisma.

    We will stand up for this to prevent this from happening.

    And whoever tries to interfere - we know about them by sight! True, you can’t call it a face!

    The entire theory of communism was invented by two Jews. I had Marx and Engels...

    If I were to name everything that I have, you would be crying here!

    And I know again how it is possible. And often, and as needed.

    And who should I ask, I ask you? These are there, those are here, and still no one has ever...

    Unfortunately, some of our collective members look like dead souls.

    As someone said, appetite comes in times of trouble...

    Whatever public organization we create turns out to be the CPSU

    Clinton was bullied all year for his Monica. We have one of these. We will applaud them again. But the Constitution is another matter. It is written: you can’t go to Monica - don’t go! And go - answer. If you don't know how. I mean the Constitution.

    When my country is in this state, I will do everything, I will say everything!

    When I know it will help, I won't keep it behind my back!

    When it's difficult, we will always hold out. Just what you need.

    People have a lot of money in their stockings or socks. I don't know where - it depends on the quantity.

    My life was spent in an atmosphere of oil and gas.

    We will conduct foreign policy with foreign hands.

    We hope that we will not have any blockages at the border.

    We continue what we have already done a lot.

    I can speak any language with everyone, but I try not to use this tool.

    Let's stand on one foot and lie down on another.

    We all need to fall for it and get what we should have.

    You have to think about what to understand.

    No one is stopping us from exceeding our laws.

    But we will count, and then everyone will know. And we come first. And if someone is too smart, let him think for himself, and then we will check. And we'll report anywhere.

    Previously, half the country worked, but half did not work. And now it's the other way around.

    Russia should eventually become a European member.

    Now there are a lot of people out there who want to stir things up. Everything gets excited for them there. Suddenly they also woke up. And they got excited. Let them get excited.

    This ghost is wandering somewhere in Europe, but for some reason it stops here. We've had enough of the strays.

    I would not link these issues so perpendicularly.

    I don’t know Mr. Bush Jr. personally, but I know his father, Mr. Bush Sr., and his wife Bush Sr. too.

    I am ready and will unite. And with everyone. You can’t, excuse the expression, splay all the time.

    I am not the kind of person who lives for satisfaction.

    I say without any doubt - the economic downturn has not yet fully recovered.

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